Slag with a hairy cunt
This thing said no to me but fucks a 50 year old at night, and she is 28, what the fuck is wrong with her in the fucking head?
Transvestite Show Bar
Well what a Bizarre night out.
So this was the plan, with my “nice dates website” I was to pick up a girl called Helen and have some nice beers and a giggle.
What was she like I hear you ask, well, big ass, big tits and a big gob……. Nuff Said but what the heck. It beats looking at 4 bloddy walls again
Well less than an hour into the date and I had extracted she was a good time girl and bi sexual to boot. What is going on, this is the 3rd gall I have dated who is Bi, and was I again to watch her with another girl.. well time would tell…. LOL
So after 7 pints of Stella I figured my chances where good to go as she announced that it was into the City we would go to her most favorite night club…….
Now the best bit, a Gay and Transvestite Show Bar. Based in a cellar it was rammed to the gunnel’s with a mix of Men, Girls, Very Hot Girls, Transvestites, Post and Pre Op Blokes….. WTF…?
Live on stage was a Transvestite who mimed to a medley of 20′s 30′s and right up to the 80′s Bizzare tunes. This was all held together by a Post op transsexual woman who sang like it was carrioki nite at Butlins.
All that said it was not a bad nite. So at 4am we where booted out and yes indeedy back to her place… Trouble was she was 7 sheets to the wind and just wanted it in her, no loving. Just shove it in baby….. Good fun thought.. Not so sure on the unprotected bit but hey. In for a quid in for a tenna.
I was awoken by the cat who stood on my head and cryed in my ear so with a swift boot off she or he went…
So did I wait till young Helen awoke, did I bugger… I was gone…. But I did text my thanx and maybe I might go back soon.. we will see.
The rest of the weekend? All crap, I spent all my cash on one nite of fun!
