I am gagging for a pussy to eat
I am gagging tonight, and I am stuck in as its raining like mad.
How the fuck to I find a bint to fuck if I am unable to get out and go to the pub and find a slag….?
Want this cunt?
Women have issues
Why do some Women I take out have such issues…..?
Lets take last nites date:
Size 12, yes no fat bints this time…..
Dark hair
Good convosation
But within 15 minutes all She went on about was her ex bloke, how She met him, how he was not her type, bald, small ect and then told me how brill he was?
WTF? Why did u leave him then? Or where u such a Witch to him he booted u out? I took u on a date to chat and tall bollox about life today in the World today, tell u some jokes and with a little luck get a snog… or even another date….
And she called me to say we had no spark and she does not want another date? Babe dont flatter ya self… I was GONE………..
Sex as the Husband watched TV
Yes you do read it correctly.
So I went on a date and as the end of the night came in she asked me if I wanted to come in for a coffee. So with a smile on my face I agreed. Then she looked at me and said, my Husband is in the house. But he is fine with me seeing other blokes. He is a nice bloke…..
WTF? Well in for a Quid in for a Penny as they say.
So as we sat in the front room and chatted away it was quite bizarre. Then she stood iup, took my hand and lead me to the bedroom…..
More WTF I have to say, a the room was adorned with naked pictures of this girl. All framed and hung up in a nice and sensible way, like some collection of pictures of the Family. Full frontal, ass in the air the lot. I had a stiffy just looking at the pictures….
So down to some action.. And again WTF? She was shaven below but with hairy armpits? What was that all about then? Quite confusing I have to say.
Well we rolled about for an hour or two and we finished off quite nice. She smoked a fag as I chocked on the fumes…. LOL
I said my goodbye’s and all was sweet…
I guess the husband got his turn after me as she told him what I was like????
Strange.
Still looking to kill myself, it still did not make me happy…. Help, WTF?
